Your "insane" wish may be happiness, contentment, self-confidence, self-ownership and expression, financial freedom, or physical strength and health. It may be all of those combined. 

You've enough information on what a life coach does.
You wouldn't be on this page if you weren't interested and knowledgeable. 

What you and I are trying to gauge is whether we fit, in personality, style, and values. 
A friend of mine jokes that finding the right life coach, and searching through their websites, is like online dating.
You read a bunch of bios and profiles to predict and measure how your heart, mind, and philosophy will align with another person’s.
As a human being and a coach, I know the only authentic way to start measuring our fit is to give you my story.